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Homer(MISSING) LbNA #13613 (ARCHIVED)

Owner:Wascally Wabbit
Plant date:Feb 27, 2005
Location:
City:Petaluma
County:Sonoma
State:California
Boxes:1
Found by: Not yet found!
Last found:N/A
Status:a
Last edited:Feb 27, 2005
Doh! as of 4/15 this box may be missing! tried to find it but a prying neighbor(Flanders) was watching me through a window while hiding behind curtains. Couldnt stop laughing wondering what she thought!

Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first fell out with one another.
And which of the gods was it that set them on to quarrel? It was the son of Jove and Leto; for he was angry with the king and sent a pestilence upon the host to plague the people, because the son of Atreus had dishonou....Doh! Not that Homer! Our Homer loves beer and pork chops and beer and donuts. MMM donuts!
Find Homer at Keny's Donuts on Douglas St., near Petaluma H.S.
From the front door head across the parking lot out to Douglas, go down the steps, turn left, count the trees on your left, uno, dos, three. This tree has a black string (I don’t know why?) tied around the trunk (is it big enough to be called a trunk?). On the right, uphill side of the tree under the juniper bush. Between 2-3 feet from the tree.
Please be discrete as the Flanders may be watching. Rehide well and for god sakes go have a donut...with sprinkles!
Stay tuned for details to more Simpsons letterboxes. Collect them all!