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Swiper does the Zoo LbNA #11760 (ARCHIVED)

Owner:Adoptable
Plant date:Oct 23, 2004
Location:
City:Bronx
County:Bronx
State:New York
Boxes:1
Found by: The Crown Sheep
Last found:Sep 26, 2005
Status:FFFFFFaaa
Last edited:Oct 23, 2004
Swiper has been returned to his rightful spot in the zoo. He only lasted a few months last time so catch him while you can. You keep us posted, we'll keep you posted. (07/06/2005)


Swiper is hiding in the Bronx Zoo. If you are looking for him with children, it will take about an hour to find him. It is a nice easy walk so you can spend a nice day at the zoo if you wish. Visit www.bronxzoo.com to check on admission costs and hours.

-Your starting point is the Bronx Parkway Gate.
-Get your tickets and head into the zoo the only way you can.
-Keep going, don't FLY off the trail.
-When you come to the fork in the road, PREY that you are following the path the CHILDREN would want to.
-Continue on towards the fountain. At the fountain, go democrat (left side-hee hee hee) and toddle up the stairs. Either one, its ok. Seriously, which ever one, you pick.
-Keep the PINNIPEDS on your republican side and the petrified avian symbol of our country on your democratic side.
-Go ahead, go on in and MONKEY around.
-When you're finished with your MONKEY business and a republican BUTTERFLY's life is found, choose the democratic path.
-Stand on the spot where VINCENT is thanked and go on the republican path.
-Go past the pee wee's place to RAPUNZEL.
-At RAPUNZEL, go seriously democrat and come to a place where you face twin BESSIE's.
-When choosing between two petrified BESSIE's, always go democrat.
-Have a seat on the bench that bears no name and scooch to the democratic side.
-With the Mission Impossible theme playing in your head, reach behind you inconspicuously into the bush to recapture Swiper. You make have to feel around a little bit here. Feel, inconspicuously, seriously. Those zoo keepers are mean!

+++Our stamp is self inking, so make sure you bring ink for your stamp.
+++Please let us know if those mean zoo keepers captured Swiper (man, that zoo was clean!)