A LITTLE HA FOR AL LbNA #38237 (ARCHIVED)
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Add Location| Owner: | Adoptable |
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| Plant date: | Mar 10, 2008 |
| Location: | |
| City: | Hayden |
| County: | Blount |
| State: | Alabama |
| Boxes: | 1 |
| Planted by: | 4 little piggies  |
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| Found by: | Inveterate Learner |
| Last found: | Mar 14, 2008 |
| Status: | F |
| Last edited: | Mar 10, 2008 |
0. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. Find Rickwood Caverns State Park to the west of I-65, near Hayden, AL. There is a small fee to enter the park, and you may wish to do some spelunking while there : -)
0.5 Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt! Go to the trail head sign for Fossil Mt Trail on the left of the road as you enter the park, follow orange blazes clockwise.
1. Does this bus go to Duluth? No, this bus goes beep beep. Spot marker #1, and keep going.
2. Two cannibals were eating a clown for lunch, and one cannibal said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Spot marker #2 and keep going.
3. Detective: Did you give the prisoner the third degree?
Officer: Yeah, we browbeat him, asked all kinds of questions.
Detective: And did you get a confession?
Officer: Not exactly. All he did was say "Yes Dear" and dozed off. Spot marker #3 and keep going.
4. Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four... Spot marker #4 and keep going.
5. The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.
"Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem I couldn't do at school."
"Sure", the father says and smiles. "Just tell me what's bothering you."
"Well, it's a really hard problem: There are three ducks swimming in a pond, when two more ducks come and join them. How many ducks are now swimming in the pond?"
The professor stares at his son with disbelief: "You couldn't do that?! All you need to know is that 3 + 2 = 5!"
"Do you think, I'm stupid?! Of course, I know that 3 + 2 = 5. But what does this have to do with the ducks!?" Spot marker #5 and keep going.
6. “If I died, would you marry again?”
“Yes, I would.”
“And would you let her come into my house? “
“Yes.”
“Would she sleep in my bed?”
“Probably, yes.”
“Would she use my golf clubs?”
“Definitely not.”
“Oh? Why not?”
“Because she's left-handed.” Spot #6 and keep going.
7. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a goose. Spot #7 and keep going.
8. Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie. Spot marker #8. Do an about face. Take 5 steps the way you came. Look left and spot a rock. Seek a little HA for yourself under the lip of this rock that runs perpendicular to the trail.
Use stealth when retrieving, step away to stamp in and rehide carefully in the intended spot so it is not visible.
0.5 Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt! Go to the trail head sign for Fossil Mt Trail on the left of the road as you enter the park, follow orange blazes clockwise.
1. Does this bus go to Duluth? No, this bus goes beep beep. Spot marker #1, and keep going.
2. Two cannibals were eating a clown for lunch, and one cannibal said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Spot marker #2 and keep going.
3. Detective: Did you give the prisoner the third degree?
Officer: Yeah, we browbeat him, asked all kinds of questions.
Detective: And did you get a confession?
Officer: Not exactly. All he did was say "Yes Dear" and dozed off. Spot marker #3 and keep going.
4. Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four... Spot marker #4 and keep going.
5. The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.
"Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem I couldn't do at school."
"Sure", the father says and smiles. "Just tell me what's bothering you."
"Well, it's a really hard problem: There are three ducks swimming in a pond, when two more ducks come and join them. How many ducks are now swimming in the pond?"
The professor stares at his son with disbelief: "You couldn't do that?! All you need to know is that 3 + 2 = 5!"
"Do you think, I'm stupid?! Of course, I know that 3 + 2 = 5. But what does this have to do with the ducks!?" Spot marker #5 and keep going.
6. “If I died, would you marry again?”
“Yes, I would.”
“And would you let her come into my house? “
“Yes.”
“Would she sleep in my bed?”
“Probably, yes.”
“Would she use my golf clubs?”
“Definitely not.”
“Oh? Why not?”
“Because she's left-handed.” Spot #6 and keep going.
7. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a goose. Spot #7 and keep going.
8. Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie. Spot marker #8. Do an about face. Take 5 steps the way you came. Look left and spot a rock. Seek a little HA for yourself under the lip of this rock that runs perpendicular to the trail.
Use stealth when retrieving, step away to stamp in and rehide carefully in the intended spot so it is not visible.