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Satriale's LbNA #44609 (ARCHIVED)

Owner:The Pakrat
Plant date:Nov 20, 2008
Location:
City:???
County:Mystery
State:New Jersey
Boxes:1
Found by: ???
Last found:Jul 4, 2010
Status:FFr
Last edited:Nov 20, 2008
8/31/2012
The box went missing again, and will not be replaced.
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Well, it USED’ta be Satriale’s, until Soprano took it over. He just kept the name ‘cause it’s cheaper than gettin’ a new sign. Fuggeddaboudit, that’s not what’s important. You didn’t hear this from me, got it? ‘Member what happened to Ritchie Aprile after his wife got through wit ‘im? Nuff said. About a block southwest and across the street is a park. There’s something hidden in there that certain people don’t want found, get me? Go up the curved steps and then straight back across the front part. Keep going across the street into the main section, along the path back of the houses. Go down the stairs and keep goin’. Take the left fork. Next take the branch off to the left. Go up the hill to the lookout. After you’ve scoped out the area, keep goin’ down the hill and cross the street. Go clockwise around the field, keeping the houses on your left. Go down to the pond. See those stairs? Climb up ‘em on the outside. It’s under the concrete.

Hey, whoah, man, watch where you’re pointin’ that thing! ….. Hey man, what’re you doin? Hey, I thought we were pals…. You don’t have to do this; I got money… You don’t have--POP!

Later--

[Ring...] Yeah, Boss, I took care of that little "problem" And just in case he might've told someone where it was, I moved it to the other side, under the concrete. ....... OK, thanks, Boss. [Click]

• Ink? Fuggeddaboudit. Bring your own. I would strongly suggest black.
• Don’t let nobody see what you’re up to, know what I mean? Especially the cops, they like to patrol the park.
• It’s hid, but good. Make sure you keep it that way….