Bad Directions LbNA #9699
ERNIE: "YOU LOOKIN' FOR THE BOX? LET'S SEE... OKAY, YOU WANT TO START OUT IN MONTANA, SEE, WITH THAT COUNTY SEAT UP THERE NEAR THE OLD VERMICULITE MINE. KEEP IT IN FRONT. THEN FIND THAT PLACE IN TEXAS, 'BOUT THREE MILES NORTHEAST OF THE IMA HOGG MUSEUM, AND THROW IT IN REVERSE. NOW, WHEN YOU'RE IN MAINE, GET IT TOGETHER, FOLLOW THE MOOSE AND HEAD INTO THE HOLLOW, COUNTERCLOCKWISE, OKAY? BY A BLUE BLAZE LOOK FOR A WHITE ROCK ON THE RIGHT WITH THE END SPLIT OFF, THEN FIND THE BIGGER WHITE BOULDER TWENTY FOOT FURTHER ON, BEHIND THE PINES AND WITH THREE SKINNY MAPLES NEXT TO IT. GO RIGHT 'ROUND BACK AND YOU CAN'T MISS IT."
MABEL: "ERNEST JAMES, THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST FOOLISH DIRECTIONS I EVER HEARD. HONEY, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS -- "
ERNIE: "DON'T LISTEN TO HER -- SHE'S ONLY GONNA MESS YOU UP! YOU DO JUST WHAT I SAID, AND YOU'LL FIND IT, NO PROBLEM."
MABEL SIGHS AND SHAKES HER HEAD.
Bring an ink pad, some water and a compass, and please rehide the box carefully if you find it. Have fun!
The Weathergleams
MABEL: "ERNEST JAMES, THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST FOOLISH DIRECTIONS I EVER HEARD. HONEY, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS -- "
ERNIE: "DON'T LISTEN TO HER -- SHE'S ONLY GONNA MESS YOU UP! YOU DO JUST WHAT I SAID, AND YOU'LL FIND IT, NO PROBLEM."
MABEL SIGHS AND SHAKES HER HEAD.
Bring an ink pad, some water and a compass, and please rehide the box carefully if you find it. Have fun!
The Weathergleams